Our Favorite Dad Jokes: Just in Time for Father’s Day06.17.2016
With Father’s Day right around the corner, we couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate dads than with an article filled with ten cringe-worthy, eye-rolling, fake-laugh inducing dad jokes we all secretly love. A few of our BDS dads provided us with their “funniest” jokes, and we’re here to share them with you. We also added .gifs.
1. I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
2. People that wear dark clothes at night are not too bright.
3. I told my dad I’m running 15 minutes late. He told me to run faster.
4. The singer Sting got kidnapped. The Police have no lead.
5. You have a Roman nose. It roams all over your face.
6. Why would you work as a volunteer? It just doesn’t make any cents.
7. My new beard is growing on me.
8. I met a women who had been dancing since she was 2. She must be very tired by now.
9. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
10. (Never forget the classic)
“Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
Happy Father’s Day to all of our awesome Dads!